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FBI Agents Interviewed a 14 Year Old Girl who Said Trump Raped and Assaulted Her. Senator Whitehouse Questioned Clown Patel About Why the Agents Notes Were Not Disclosed in the Epstein Files
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NY to Pay $24M after Cameras Accidentally Recorded Modern Day Lynching of Robert Brooks, Exposing Prison Klanarchy: 14 White Cops Brutally Beat Shackled Black Man in Vulgar Display of Racism/Authority
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Legal Lynching as Jeffery Lee was Murdered Yesterday: Although a Jury’s Decision to Impose a Life Sentence Can't be Overruled, Alabama Authorities Did So Anyway per the ‘We Can Kill NGHRS’ Exception
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Converse's Plan to Sell Shoes Using Klan and Lynching Imagery Backfires: New Ads Mock Black People's History of Dehumanization. Racists at Company Owned by Nike Apologize for Their Intentional Conduct
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Tesla Settles Lawsuit with 3 Black Workers after Allowing Scrawled Nooses, Other White Supremacy Symbols to Proliferate at Factory of Company Controlled by Neuropeon Elon Musk
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Medical Imaging and Forensic Analysis Demonstrates Israeli Authorities Use Sniper Drones to Target Children; Precision Shots to the head, neck, chest, or abdomen
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UN Report Finds Reasonable Grounds to Believe US Committed War Crimes in Iran. Murdered Children and Adults in Intentional Missile Strikes on Elementary School, Trumpstein Claimed "Iran Did It"
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How US imperialism dehumanizes the 'other' to justify ghastly war crimes and escape accountability
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Committed to War: Republicrats Disregard Their Anti-War, Pro-Individual Freedom, Limited Government Slogans Whenever It Conflicts with Their Master's Real Agenda - Maintaining the Power of Elites
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Susan Abulhawa: Iran is the Last Bastion of True Anti-imperial Resistance, Owes no one an explanation
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Iran Downs 53rd US MQ-9 Drone Since Start of Unprovoked War
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AIPAC’s Network Has Already Spent $67.2 Million to Purchase Puppeticians for the Midterm Elections
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Netanyahu Deliberately Enabled Hamas October 7 Attack – victims
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China Issues Warning After the US Acknowledges Deploying Weapons in Space as New Arms Race Intensifies
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US Africa Command Launches 82nd Airstrike in Somalia Of the Year
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"The City Likes the Optics of Doing For Its Residents but They Don’t Actually Want To Do For Their Residents.” Apt Building Run by Baltimore Infested w/Mold, Lacks Hot Water and Has Broken Elevators
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Suit says San Francisco Cops Unlawfully Broke Into and Raided “The Black Panther Apartments” after Unlawfully Surveilling the Occupants and Internet Servers of Complex Serving Low Income Tenants
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NAACP Proposes Changes to Ease Crowding in St Louis Jail as Liberal Prosecutors and Judges Fill It with Black People. The "City Justice Center" is 82% Black
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“We Stopped you Because You're Ugly as Fuck.” Chicago Cops Suspended 5 Days for Illegal Stop and Search of 2 Black Children as 2nd Class Citizenship Enforced in Liberal City, Authorities Conceal Video
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Lawsuit Claims that ICE Race Soldier Cops ‘Terrorized our citizenry’ in Chicago (but doesn't include Chicago PD who routinely Niggerize law abiding Black People)
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Liar ICE Race Soldier Arrested and Charged with Assault, Lying about Shooting Latino Man
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According to FUNKTIONARY:

Lynching – the juxtaposition of insensate self-hatred (inferiority complex) and sudden death within the horror-dome of Racism White Supremacy (the expression of the fear of genetic annihilation). For pictorial proof of the Caucasian’s inhumanity to Afrikans (the civilizers of hue-manity), see: “Without Sanctuary: Lynching Photography in America.”

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FBI Agents Interviewed a 14 Year Old Girl who Said Trump Raped and Assaulted Her. Senator Whitehouse Questioned Clown Patel About Why the Agents Notes Were Not Disclosed in the Epstein Files
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Tesla Settles Lawsuit with 3 Black Workers after Allowing Scrawled Nooses, Other White Supremacy Symbols to Proliferate at Factory of Company Controlled by Neuropeon Elon Musk
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Medical Imaging and Forensic Analysis Demonstrates Israeli Authorities Use Sniper Drones to Target Children; Precision Shots to the head, neck, chest, or abdomen
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UN Report Finds Reasonable Grounds to Believe US Committed War Crimes in Iran. Murdered Children and Adults in Intentional Missile Strikes on Elementary School, Trumpstein Claimed "Iran Did It"
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Susan Abulhawa: Iran is the Last Bastion of True Anti-imperial Resistance, Owes no one an explanation
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Iran Downs 53rd US MQ-9 Drone Since Start of Unprovoked War
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AIPAC’s Network Has Already Spent $67.2 Million to Purchase Puppeticians for the Midterm Elections
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Netanyahu Deliberately Enabled Hamas October 7 Attack – victims
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China Issues Warning After the US Acknowledges Deploying Weapons in Space as New Arms Race Intensifies
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US Africa Command Launches 82nd Airstrike in Somalia Of the Year
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"The City Likes the Optics of Doing For Its Residents but They Don’t Actually Want To Do For Their Residents.” Apt Building Run by Baltimore Infested w/Mold, Lacks Hot Water and Has Broken Elevators
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Suit says San Francisco Cops Unlawfully Broke Into and Raided “The Black Panther Apartments” after Unlawfully Surveilling the Occupants and Internet Servers of Complex Serving Low Income Tenants
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NAACP Proposes Changes to Ease Crowding in St Louis Jail as Liberal Prosecutors and Judges Fill It with Black People. The "City Justice Center" is 82% Black
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Lawsuit Claims that ICE Race Soldier Cops ‘Terrorized our citizenry’ in Chicago (but doesn't include Chicago PD who routinely Niggerize law abiding Black People)
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Liar ICE Race Soldier Arrested and Charged with Assault, Lying about Shooting Latino Man
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ICE Team Up with Local Cops to Make “Quieter Arrests” of Non-Whites who Entered the US to Seek Better Jobs, Living Conditions and Flee Oppression ("Immigration crime"): Data Shows National Surge
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NY Authorities are Detaining Prisoners Indefinitely in Solitary “Shit Rooms,” where They are Denied Running Water, Lights are Kept On 24/7 and are Forced to Defecate in a Bucket [49% Black, 23% White]
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Although an Alabama Jury Rejected the Death Penalty for Jeffery Lee and Voted to Sentence Him to Life, Alabama Authorities are Scheduled to Murder the Black Man Tomorrow (9/17/26)
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Felony Murder: An On-Ramp for Extreme Sentencing. Analysis Finds that Felony Murder Laws Disproportionately Impact Black People
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Congressman Al Green Forces Impeachment Vote ‘before TrumpStein Murders Another Person’ but Cowardly Puppeticians are Too Scared to Act
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Black State Senator (MD) Uses His Authority to Avoid a DUI Arrest, Not to Help Black People. Caught on Video Lying to Cops After He Struck a Car
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Voter Turnout is Not the Problem: The Black Caucus Kicks off “New Effort” to Beg Sleeping Toms to Vote for Dumbocrats While Delivering Nothing of Tangible Value to Black Communities
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Ralph Nader: 'Why Can’t Dumbocrats Outshine a Dangerous, Unstable, Delusional, Egomaniacal Trump?'
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The War Brief: China Courting Iran? Trump Threatens Tactical Nukes—and How Ansarallah Stomed Yemen
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China Builds World’s First Giant Underwater Drone Mothership
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India Is Building an Artificial Sun
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Barbaric Israeli Authorities Destroying Evidence of Their Genocide
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Israel Causes Large Earthquake in Lebanon After Dropping 1,100 Tons of Ordinance on Underground Bases
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Iran 'Destroys' US Spy Aircraft Over Hormuz; Trump's MQ-1 Drone Hit
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"The True Rate of Unemployment" for Black People is 27.3%, Nearly 5X what BLS Reported. Only 5 Out of 10 Blacks have a Full Time Job Earning More than $20k Year- According to LISEP
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How US imperialism dehumanizes the 'other' to justify ghastly war crimes and escape accountability
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Committed to War: Republicrats Disregard Their Anti-War, Pro-Individual Freedom, Limited Government Slogans Whenever It Conflicts with Their Master's Real Agenda - Maintaining the Power of Elites
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Glen Greenwald 'How Much Longer Are We Going to Fall for Government and Massa Media's War Propaganda?'
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Charlie Kirk’s TPUSA Sponsored by Israeli Govt-aligned Outfit, Leaked Contract Shows
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[WAR = White Authoritarian Rhetoric] Stupid Puppetician Has the US on the Verge of Nuclear War. “Trump is not in control of the US Government. . . He's a Slave to More Powerful Forces" -Tucker Carlson
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Insider Trading Proves 9/11 Foreknowledge
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Corbett: What About the 9/11 Money Trail?
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“Coincidence Theorist” Chris Hayes “Prodcasts” that COVID Wasn't a Plandemic and 9-11 Wasn’t an Inside Job. Anyone Who Disagrees with His Masters’ Narratives and Science is a Conspiracy Theorist
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Mortality Researcher Informs Canadian Lawmakers that COVID Injections Directly Caused Deaths and Turbo Cancers in Children and Adults. Data Shows 4,000 Excess Infant Deaths in the US from 2022 to 2024
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Deadly mRNA "Vaccines" were Beta Tested on Black People before being Used for Global Depopulation and Genthanasia
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Russell Simmons Dead Wrong about Bill Gates “Saving Black People” b/c Gates Suffers from Weiteko Disease, the Caucasian’s pathological fascination with the exploitation and genocide of his fellow man
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‘The Green Revolution Failed Africa’ but it Made Bill Gates Richer and Increased Starvation
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Contrary to Propaganda, in 2025 Police Officer Deaths Hit An 80-Year Low, Declined by 25%; More Cops Committed Suicide (184) Last Year than Were Killed On Duty (111); new law enforcement fund report
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How to Assert Your Rights and the Real Problem with Interacting with Police - Brother Rizza Islam Has it Partially Correct
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Nine Eleven (9-11) Defined in The Funktionary
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"Mr. Mr. - Minority rule, Majority ruled." - FUNKTIONARY
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Michael Huemer: 'For What Reason are Acts that would be Considered Unjust when Done by Nongovernmental Agents Considered Perfectly All Right, even Praiseworthy when Performed by Government agents?'
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Authority Grants Whites a Right to Commit Violence Against Blacks through Non-Punishment or Under Punishment for Their Crimes or by Failing to Protect Blacks from Crime the Same Way It Protects Whites
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Racists Have Built a Behavioral System (White Supremacy) that is a Compensation for Their Sense of Genetic Inadequacy (an Inability to produce color) and Numerical Inferiority (global Minority status)
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Probably Over 1M Murdered in Gaza. The Official Death Toll (67,000) in Gaza is Mind Control. It Means 97% of the 2.3M People Survived Bombs ‘More Destructive than 6 Hiroshimas,' Epidemics, Starvation
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Poll Finds Only 39% of Whites Believe Blacks Face Discrimination [most whites believe that Vast Disparity and a Permanent Underclass are the Natural Results of Black Inferiority in a Racial Hierarchy]
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