The Definition of "Black Conservative"

  • From the Forthcoming book "FUNKTIONARY, THE KEY HOLDERS ENPSYCHLOPEDIA"
Copyright 2004 Chocolate City Press
Resonated & Orchestrated by Dr. Blynd, Ph.F.

Black Conservative -- a lost sheep in master's clothing. A black conservative typically has nothing of his own to conserve with the exception of his or her own double-consciousness. So-called "Black Conservatives"  dodge the reality of their folly and posit that what they are truly conserving is traditional "values" as if values ever had anything to whatsoever to do with morality or ethics. A black conservative unknowingly preserves the differential power-relations and dynamics between those of African descent and their bosses, the overruling overclass elite. A black conservative is a turncoat made of wooly hair with no one to turn to because when it comes to empowering his own people, his master will turn to him and say: "Get your hat, your robe and coat and leave- you're still just a nigger Clarence!" (See Sambo; Somnamnesiac, Values, Status Quo, Strawboss, Double Consciousness, Overclass, Uncle Tom, Status Quoticians & Assimilationism).